are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Randomize
