Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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