i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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