god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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