When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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