Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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