windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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