I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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