dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
i've created a new STD.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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