Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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