Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
i out mim tonsoeep
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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