You're a womanizer and a bitch.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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