I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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