I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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