So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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