I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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