i can't believe i had my finger in that
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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