Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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