there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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