There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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