thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
nut hugger
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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