i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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