i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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