giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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