Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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