Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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