like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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