im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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