could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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