im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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