Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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