I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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