found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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