Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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