Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
