I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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