I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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