why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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