discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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