So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
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