is this the sara with the beer cane?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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