Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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