girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
