Your face is a jimmy john
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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