Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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