your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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