I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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