you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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