so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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