I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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