Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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