so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
