Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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