Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
